tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10466914.post113920757935031052..comments2023-03-26T09:39:18.233-04:00Comments on AMHAZ journal: How Things Get Out of SyncAndrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08487257122852179041noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10466914.post-1139343825192340692006-02-07T15:23:00.000-05:002006-02-07T15:23:00.000-05:00A. I agree with Michael.B. I hypothesize that pe...A. I agree with Michael.<BR/><BR/>B. I hypothesize that penguins are the root of global isochrony. Here is why:<BR/><BR/>The North and South Poles are where all of the lines of longitude converge within a small space as well as all of the boundaries between time zones. As far as the north pole goes, there's nothing but the occasional polar bear and a rogue eskimo or two, so obviously Arctic life has little to do with determining these things. However, the entire damn south pole is covered in penguins. Antarctic penguins exist in every single time zone of the world en mass. They are a concentrated energy that I believe steers the global economy. This focus of universal forces is apparent in the uniform appearance of penguins and their black and white nature. <BR/><BR/>Ultimately my theory becomes this: RADIAL PENGUIN MIGRATION.<BR/><BR/>The penguins, with no consicous effort on their part, undergo a process of penguis drift - a slow clockwise rotation around the magnetic south pole. this process of migration generates a uniform penguis thought wave that radiates outword in a spiral pattern and influences world thought on a sub-conscious level.<BR/><BR/>therefore, no one is truly without hourly time, even those in primitive villages, because their minds are still influenced by the spiral patterned thought wave generated by the process of pengial drift.Andrew Najberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14829904381363189055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10466914.post-1139286601833434952006-02-06T23:30:00.000-05:002006-02-06T23:30:00.000-05:00This is sort of like some David Ives play or somet...This is sort of like some David Ives play or something. Bravo! I laughed.Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09791039842689490041noreply@blogger.com