What a boring font.
I can't believe that the doodly-do poem got more discussion, however indirect, than the toaster-being proposal. Maybe I should try to merge the two:
A toaster doesn't know
that it's a toaster, oaster, oaster
It doesn't see me frying scrambled eggs
The toaster doesn't think
that it's a toaster, oaster, oaster
The toaster doesn't know that I have legs
My toaster doesn't love me
but it's okay, oaster, oaster
It doesn't like to listen to music, either.