Olfred: We was thinkin', Olbert, what was this thing we got here?
Olbert: We dunno, Olfred.  Looks to us like somethin' square, like a box.
Olfred: We dunno, Olbert, looks to us like a table, or maybe a laser.
Olbert: Don' be silly, Olfred, lasers ain't square they's round.
Olfred: Ain't silly, Olbert, just cause all the lasers you seen have been round, don' mean they all got to be round.  Anyway, might just be a table, that thing.
Olbert: Has it got a button or a switcher or somethin'?
Olfred: We don' see one, do we?  Let's eat our lunch then.
Olbert: What kind o' sandwich you got there, Olfred?
Olfred: See, we started with three piece o' bread.  Then, see, we get some cheese an' melt it real nice, and put it on the bread.  Then-
Olbert: What kind o' bread you use?
Olfred: Then, see, we kill a chicken.  Then, see, we got a nice melted cheese sandwich.
Olbert: What kind o' cheese you use?
Olfred: What kind o' sandwich you got there, then, Olbert?
Olbert: We made us a nice soup this mornin', Olfred.  This is soup we're eatin'.
Olfred: Oh, we see.  What you got in that soup, Olbert?
Olbert: We put a chocolate bar in it, and cooked it up real nice with some cheese.  Oh, what's this button here?  Olfred, we found the button!
Olfred: Ought we oughtta press it then ought?
Olbert: Ought.  Wim foona iggle wiggle?
Olfred: Olbert, wim fonga woggle ongle?  On foomy poobs, right ought, foom!
Olbert: Foom.  Ought.
 
Michael: Was thinkin, Maggie, this thing we got here is sure funny.
ReplyDeleteMaggie: Dunno, Michael. I was thinkin' it was creepy.
Michael: I eats a fishy now.
(Trumpets blare.)