Olfred: We was thinkin', Olbert, what was this thing we got here?
Olbert: We dunno, Olfred. Looks to us like somethin' square, like a box.
Olfred: We dunno, Olbert, looks to us like a table, or maybe a laser.
Olbert: Don' be silly, Olfred, lasers ain't square they's round.
Olfred: Ain't silly, Olbert, just cause all the lasers you seen have been round, don' mean they all got to be round. Anyway, might just be a table, that thing.
Olbert: Has it got a button or a switcher or somethin'?
Olfred: We don' see one, do we? Let's eat our lunch then.
Olbert: What kind o' sandwich you got there, Olfred?
Olfred: See, we started with three piece o' bread. Then, see, we get some cheese an' melt it real nice, and put it on the bread. Then-
Olbert: What kind o' bread you use?
Olfred: Then, see, we kill a chicken. Then, see, we got a nice melted cheese sandwich.
Olbert: What kind o' cheese you use?
Olfred: What kind o' sandwich you got there, then, Olbert?
Olbert: We made us a nice soup this mornin', Olfred. This is soup we're eatin'.
Olfred: Oh, we see. What you got in that soup, Olbert?
Olbert: We put a chocolate bar in it, and cooked it up real nice with some cheese. Oh, what's this button here? Olfred, we found the button!
Olfred: Ought we oughtta press it then ought?
Olbert: Ought. Wim foona iggle wiggle?
Olfred: Olbert, wim fonga woggle ongle? On foomy poobs, right ought, foom!
Olbert: Foom. Ought.
Michael: Was thinkin, Maggie, this thing we got here is sure funny.
ReplyDeleteMaggie: Dunno, Michael. I was thinkin' it was creepy.
Michael: I eats a fishy now.
(Trumpets blare.)