The original post was much too long. I went to the grocery store and didn't buy anything but a quart of heavy cream. Went back later that night, and still didn't buy groceries, just bought some weird cheese. Finally went back again today, and bought groceries. Idiot.
The actual reason for Andrew buying nothing was that he had a fight with Jingping. & The actual reason for the fight was that he laughed at Jingping's accent:(
ReplyDeleteThat's not true, it's because he interrupted her while she was telling a story that involved her having an accent, I think. But he never laughed at her accent, that wouldn't make sense.
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ReplyDelete[Andrew and Jingping are standing in front of the cheese island staring at nothing]
Jingping: Do you remember the other day you mentioned that Alan doesn't have accent?
Andrew: Yeah. But you do!!! (then he laughed very quietly in his black heart:)
***fight begins...***
this is all propaganda, i never said that. someone is masquerading as me, telling lies and selectively using information against me, something something.
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